Bad Bad Newbie Rat (To the tune of Bad Bad Leroy Brown) Well the ratlist group at yahoo Is the Baddest list around, And if ya' sign up there You better just be aware That it's Newbie Rats home ground. Well Newbie's only problem Is that he grew up as an only child. His biped Mommy nearly spoiled him rotten And his good looks drove girls wild! And he's bad (bad) Bad (bad) Newbie Rat! The baddest rat with the mostest fat. A badder than ole king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog. Well Newbie he a gamboler All around the house he goes. He flaunts his studly bod in front of all the Female rattie's nose. He got his ears slicked back with hair gel He dabs his tail in Calvin Klein. When he struts his stuff before the ladies cages All the girl just scream "He's MINE!" And he's bad (bad) Bad (bad) Newbie Rat. Baddest rat with the mostest fat! A badder than a Ole King Kong. And meaner than a junkyard dog. Now Friday - 'bout a week ago And'a Newbie's ranging free. And in the girlie's cage there sits a naked rattie Looking nice as she can be Well he cast his charms upon her And the trouble was begat Newbie learned not to scorn the affections Of a cage full of female rats! And he's bad (bad) Bad (bad Newbie Rat! The baddest rat with the mostest fat. Well he'sa badder than ole king kong And meaner than a junk yard dog. Yeah he'sa badder than a ole king kong And meaner than a junk yard dog. |
Newbies song was written by Jelpy from the Ratlist (He's not really mean.... just baaad! |
Thank You Jelpy! |
