Bad Bad Newbie Rat


(To the tune of Bad Bad Leroy Brown)


Well the ratlist group at yahoo
Is the Baddest list around,
And if ya' sign up there
You better just be aware
That it's Newbie Rats home ground.

Well Newbie's only problem
Is that he grew up as an only child.
His biped Mommy nearly spoiled him rotten
And his good looks drove girls wild!

And he's bad (bad) Bad (bad)
Newbie Rat!
The baddest rat with the mostest fat.
A badder than ole king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.

Well Newbie he a gamboler
All around the house he goes.
He flaunts his studly bod in front of all the
Female rattie's nose.

He got his ears slicked back with hair gel
He dabs his tail in Calvin Klein.
When he struts his stuff before the ladies cages
All the girl just scream "He's MINE!"

And he's bad (bad)  Bad (bad)
Newbie Rat.
Baddest rat with the mostest fat!
A badder than a Ole King Kong.
And meaner than a junkyard dog.

Now Friday - 'bout a week ago
And'a Newbie's ranging free.
And in the girlie's cage there sits a naked rattie
Looking  nice as she can be

Well he cast his charms upon her
And the trouble was begat
Newbie learned not to scorn the affections
Of a cage full of female rats!

And he's bad (bad) Bad (bad
Newbie Rat!
The baddest rat with the mostest fat.
Well he'sa badder than ole king kong
And meaner than a junk yard dog.
Yeah he'sa badder than a ole king kong
And meaner than a junk yard dog.

Banana MAN rules!
Newbies song was written by
Jelpy
from the Ratlist










(He's not really mean.... just baaad!
Banana Boy Rules
Thank You Jelpy!